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Yes it’s that time of year again when smokers will try and quit on the 10th of March. We all know the same story, they quit for the day or even the week and them woops back to puffing the sticks again. But wait can Facebook help with a new App, WeQuit, which is a charity and website set up to for No Smoking Day.

WeQuit believe it will make it easier for smokers to quit together rather than feeling alone. Their App will help friends give strength to each other games such as ‘The Wall of Shame’ to help. The Wall of Shame allows users to post pics of sly smokers breaking their resolution, shaming them to all on Facebook. How nice is that, smoke and get shamed!

Good luck to all you smokers!

Just when he thought he was safe, the pelican strikes!

So Avatar didn’t dominate the Bafta’s and Twilight’s Kristen Stewart gains the Orange rising star award. Here is the list of winner:

Best Film: The Hurt Locker

Best Actor: Colin Firth – A Single Man

Best Actress: Carey Mulligan – An Education

Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker

Outstanding British Film: Fish Tank

Best supporting actor: Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds

Best supporting actress: Mo’Nique – Precious

Rising Star Award: Kristen Stewart

Outstanding Debut by a British Writer, Director or Producer: Duncan Jones – Moon

Original Screenplay Award: Mark Boal – The Hurt Locker

Academy Fellowship: Vanessa Redgrave

We’ve all heard of themed weddings in a wild Las Vegas style but this one tops the lot. Josh and Ting Li, are so obsessed with Apple products that they have become the first couple to marry inside The Apple Store.

Check them out as they get married at the Apple Store on Fifth Avenue, New York.

What a surprise, America wins everything else so why not a beauty poll! Here’s the top 10:

1. America

2. Brazil

3. Spain

4. Australia

5. Italy

6. Sweden

7. Britain

8. India

9. France

10. Canada

These are the most expensive cars in production, aren’t they just fascinating!

1. Zenvo ST1 – £2m

2. Koenigsegg Trevita – £1.5m

3. Bugatti Veyron – £1.3m

4. Aston Martin One-77 – £1.2m

5. Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster – £1.2m

A shocking departure from British fashion, designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead after taking his own life.

According to the Guardian.co.uk, a source from McQueen’s office has confirmed his death, saying: “Mr McQueen was found dead this morning at his home. We’re devastated and I hope you understand that out of respect to his family and his colleagues we’re not going to be making any further statement.”

His suicide comes just before the start of London Fashion Week and weeks before he was due to unveil his new collection at Paris Fashion Week on March 9.

McQueen has dressed many A-listers including Sarah Jessica Parker, Madonna, Naomi Campbell and recently Lady Gaga. You can see McQueens latest shoes on Lady Gaga in her video Bad Romance, as seen below.

Police were called to look for the star in the early hours of Tuesday night and found his front door wide open at his £5million home in Highgate, North London after receiving a 999 call. I mean, only a rich superstar would do such a thing!

The Careless Whisper star was eventually found in a nearby property but neighbours have stated their concern for his recent behaviour.

“You’d be utterly mad to leave your door open in the middle of the night. This is London,” said a neighbour.

Dopehead George is seriously losing the plot, I’m a huge fan but the forgetfulness may be a sign to reduce the cannibus intake. What do you think George?

This is a carnival with a difference, you’ll find no 98% naked women dancing to Samba or Soca. Instead, in Cologne carnival you’ll find the most hilarious satirical floats poking jokes at some very important government people!

This is the best of the bunch, surely Silvio Berlusconi isn’t that much of a womanizer? Haha

I don’t know whether Obama has trapped wind or Miss Liberty is setting his behind on fire!

This one looks dodgy, is America trying to bribe China??

Obama being a friendly cowboy is about to get a little surprise from the Iran leader.

Not that we are really into it, but we found this statistics interesting. what do you think?

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The best Owl dancer ever!

Wine couldn’t get more explosive:

This girl is in for a treat…

The is the best commercial of the superbowl! Hot Megan Fox works her magic…

Latoya believes multiple people murdered her brother and she can provide facts to back her claims up.

La Toya claimed, “They murdered my brother and they know who they are. It’s not just Dr. Murray I promise you that. It’s more people involved and they know exactly who they are and I’m going to let you guys know exactly what’s happening, what’s going on.”

Sources said Dr. Murray, Michael Jackson’s private Doctor, would be charged with the crime of unlawfully killing another person without malice or intent. If convicted, he faces up to four years in jail.

Sounds like a conspiracy theory is starting to brew, how exciting…

This is the ultimate game, everyone old enough can remember the long hours spent challenging your friends and trying to beat the masters. Well, Sega have given us our childhood back by announcing the return of Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 1 will be available for download this summer.

Sega are also doing a countdown to introduce new features of the game, so keep track at http://www.sega.com/sonic4/us/index.html.

Long live Sonic, Sega – Yolkstalk salutes you!

Jackie Chan’s new comedy movie on cleaning…haha

That is one fat cat!

Apparently these guys got in serious trouble for doing this, but they should have known posting it on Youtube wouldn’t exactly keep it hush hush.

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This is so wrong it can’t be right. Her name is Noah Cyrus, I’ve never heard of her either, and she dresses more raunchy and sexed up than her older sister. Noah is not content with playing with dolls and playing dress up, this little girl wants to do something different. Something like launching a lingerie line for kids. Should kids even know what lingerie is? No they should not but this kid-ult dresses in dominatrix clothing, sings songs like ‘Smack That’ and ‘Tik Tok’, and she’s not even 10!

Noah will team up with her pint-sized, equally weird, best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture’. How could a parent allow their child to become like this at such a young age? She is destined for disaster, what’ll be next designer condoms? Or maybe relationship tips for kids? I have to say she has not been blessed with the looks of Miley…that’s putting it politely!

The Oscars are here, so get ready for the A List stunners waltzing down the red carpet with class. As everyone would expect Avatar has topped the nominations list and if it doesn’t win best picture it’s because he’s up against his ex-wife! The Hurt Locker, directed by ex-wifey Kathryn Bigelow, dominated the nominations also with nine apiece, including best picture.

Bigelow is tipped to win the director’s prize. I love the fact Bigelow is only the fourth woman to be nominated and would be the first female winner. Girl Power!

The awards will take place on the 7th of March.

Check out some of the nominees;

Best Picture:

Avatar, The Blind Side, District 9, An Education, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Precious, A Serious Man, Up, Up In The Air

Best Actor:

Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart), George Clooney (Up In The Air), Colin Firth (A Single Man), Morgan Freeman (Invictus), Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker)

Best Actress:

Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side), Helen Mirren (The Last Station), Carey Mulligan (An Education), Gabourey Sidibe (Precious), Meryl Streep (Julie & Julia)

Best Supporting Actor:

Matt Damon (Invictus), Woody Harrelson (The Messenger), Christopher Plummer (The Last Station), Stanley Tucci (The Lovely Bones), Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)

Best Supporting Actress:

Penelope Cruz (Nine), Vera Farmiga (Up In The Air), Maggie Gyllenhaal (Crazy Heart), Anna Kendrick (Up In The Air), Mo’Nique (Precious)

Best Animated Feature Film:

Coraline, Fantastic Mr Fox, The Princess and the Frog, The Secret of Kells, Up

Best Director:

James Cameron (Avatar), Kathrun Bigelow (The Hurt Locker), Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds), Lee Daniels (Precious), Jason Reitman (Up In The Air)

Best Documentary Feature:

Burma VJ, The Cove, Food Inc, The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers, Which Way Home