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Just when he thought he was safe, the pelican strikes!

This is a carnival with a difference, you’ll find no 98% naked women dancing to Samba or Soca. Instead, in Cologne carnival you’ll find the most hilarious satirical floats poking jokes at some very important government people!

This is the best of the bunch, surely Silvio Berlusconi isn’t that much of a womanizer? Haha

I don’t know whether Obama has trapped wind or Miss Liberty is setting his behind on fire!

This one looks dodgy, is America trying to bribe China??

Obama being a friendly cowboy is about to get a little surprise from the Iran leader.

The best Owl dancer ever!

Wine couldn’t get more explosive:

This girl is in for a treat…

Jackie Chan’s new comedy movie on cleaning…haha

Apparently these guys got in serious trouble for doing this, but they should have known posting it on Youtube wouldn’t exactly keep it hush hush.

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If i throw a carrot in the tub I’ll be arrested for cannibalism…

I only wanted to know in what country that happened and he made it to the highway before he get busted lol

huh? now let me know what you think LOL…

It’s exactly what the title says!

1. Golf Bra

2. Cartrider

3. Cat Toilet

4. USB Finger

5. Winking Jeans

Nice ride Bill

If you are a man LOOK again… still looking the babies?? LOOK again.. lol

This probably applies to the majority of people, if you got stabbed the first thing you’d do is cry or scream, right? Well, a 52-year-old man walked into a restaurant with a 5ins knife sticking in his chest and ordered a coffee.

The man told staff in the diner in Warren, Michigan, that he was waiting for an ambulance.

George Mirdita, restaurant employee said: “It was like out of a movie. It kind of freaked us all out here.

“To come in with something stuck in your chest and order a cup of coffee, and sit down… he was mingling with the guy next to him,”.

Police said the man called 911 saying he had been stabbed – and then walked a mile to the restaurant. The man is said to be doing fine and the Police are still looking for his attacker.

It’s that time of the year when we hear the unless amount of christmas songs on the radio and at xmas parties. Here’s the top 10 worst xmas songs -

1. Madonna – Santa Baby  

2. Cliff Richard – Mistletoe And Wine  

3. Cyndi Lauper – Christmas Conga  

4. Basshunter – Jingle Bells

5. Nsync – Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays  

6. Billy Idol – Jingle Bell Rock

7. Sir Paul McCartney – Wonderful Christmastime

8. Mr Blobby – Mr Blobby Music Video

9. Bruce Springsteen – Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

10. Bing Crosby and David Bowie (ANI) – Little Drummer Boy

1. Battle at Kruger – This is such an amazing video that left me utterly shocked and fascinated at the animal kingdom. Please check this one out, it doesn’t end as it is expected too!

2. Charlie bit my finger – again ! This has to be the cutest video ever…CHARLIE!!!!

3. Susan Boyle – Singer – Britains Got Talent 2009

4. The Sneezing Baby Panda

5. JK Wedding Entrance Dance

I’m sick of your MUM asking me what ALL THESE BUTTONS DO!!!!!!!

I found the largest hate groups on Facebook and love the titles of these groups. Check them out, my favourite is number 5, I hate that!
1.    I hate waking up during a good dream and it won’t come back! – 3,689,954 fans

2.    I hate stupid people – 2,687,147 fans

3.    I HATE MOSQUITOES – 2,385,355 fans

4.    I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – 2,387,725 fans

5.    I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say “K” – 2,320,268 fans

I absolutely love Christmas, not because of the presents but because of the food, family and did I mention food? Here are some of the traditions around the world! Number 1 is my fav.

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1.    Venezuela: Feliz Navidad – Venezuelans attend a daily early morning church service, December 16th-24th, called Misa de Aguinaldo (Early Morning Mass). In Caracas, the capital city, it is customary to roller-skate to this service. Before bedtime children tie one end of a piece of string to their big toe and hang the other out the window. The next morning, roller-skater’s give a tug to any string they see hanging. Sounds fun actually!

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2.    Italy: La Befana – similar to Santa Claus; she rides a broomstick rather than a sleigh, but is not considered a witch and then there’s Santa Lucia (Saint Lucy) a blind old woman who on December 13 brings gifts to children in some regions, riding a donkey hahaha

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3.    Latvia: Ziemassvētku vecītis (Father Christmas) brings presents on each of the 12 days of Christmas starting on Christmas Eve. Usually the presents are put under the family Christmas tree. What every kid could wish for and what every parent would hate!

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4.    Czech Republic: Svatý Mikuláš (Saint Nicholas) – he brings gifts in the evening of 5 December, the day before he goes on holiday. He often gives sweets and fruits, for nice kids, and potatoes and coal, for naughty kids. LOL hope I don’t get a potato this year!

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5.    Germany: Nikolaustag (St. Claus day December 6th) you leave a clean shoe or boot outside the door on December 5th and the next morning you find presents (if you were a good kid) or a rod (if you were bad). A rod? How random is that?

Do you know any tradition worth mentioning? please let us know and spread it to the world…

Check out my top 5 of those annoying celebrities that refuse to fall off the radar very easily!

1.    Kanye West
The number one spot has to go to the most heartless man of the year, Sir West. He is the most annoying celebrity out there and his mega jaw doesn’t help the situation haha.

2.    Megan Fox
Beauty, hell yes, memory, hell no. Megan you’ve told us a million times your bi-sexual, now please SHUT UP!

3.    Madonna
Firstly the women is now too old to be thrusting her bones on stage, she may be the queen of pop but she looks more like mutton dressed as lamb! Sorry Madge but it’s true lol Oh and the whole adoption thing, well it’s just weird!!!

4.    Britney Spears
Her voice, her hair, her dance moves, her music and umm her existence! Britney please retire now to save further embarrassment.

5.    Jordan aka Katie ‘press’ Price
Jordan aka Katie Price aka worst wife from hell, is truly a selfish pair of implants scorned. After her husband kicked her to the curb, she’s in the press almost everyday with a worse story than the day before. Remember Jordan aka Katie Price those who cry wolf…..