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Oh well, it was good while it lasted but at least Sony have come to their sense. The little Irish duo John and Edward Grimes, 18, were signed to Sony in January but it was short lived as their first song, Under Pressure, featuring Vanilla Ice, didn’t make the top spot and dropped out of the charts a week later!

Louis Walsh, confirms, ”I’m completely committed to Jedward and I know they still have a great career ahead of them. The boys have a sell-out tour in Ireland that they start straight after The X Factor Tour in April and I am in talks with a major record label about a new deal for them.”

Louie it’s time to give up on them, they can’t sing or even dance. Bye Jedward I wish it could have been a pleasure but it wasn’t…

Police were called to look for the star in the early hours of Tuesday night and found his front door wide open at his £5million home in Highgate, North London after receiving a 999 call. I mean, only a rich superstar would do such a thing!

The Careless Whisper star was eventually found in a nearby property but neighbours have stated their concern for his recent behaviour.

“You’d be utterly mad to leave your door open in the middle of the night. This is London,” said a neighbour.

Dopehead George is seriously losing the plot, I’m a huge fan but the forgetfulness may be a sign to reduce the cannibus intake. What do you think George?

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Oh Britney, why bother being a singer if you can’t do it live? The return of Britney Spears was a comeback everyone wanted to be wowed by. But just like the shaving incident there’s controversy. The “Circus“ world tour was critised by reviewers, journalists and fans for her miming and the price it cost to watch her do it! The cheek of it!

It’s funny how Miss Baldy skipped China off her world tour, couldn’t have been because of the ban huh Brit? I love this ban and think it separates the good performers from the bad one’s, Britney you know which category you go in.

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The decade of utter shame for these celebs (and many others) as they couldn’t buy their way out of jail (on most cases) but got a free photoshoot!

1.    Michael Jackson

This looks like a scary character from a film, sorry Mic, it’s just too weird!

2.   James Brown

RIP the Godfather of Funk but dear lord he could’ve done his hair!

3.    Kat Williams

Love this pic as comedian Kat gives the ‘Po Po’ the cheesiest grin ever.

4.    Paris Hilton

Lip gloss? This dopey celeb probably treated the police like her PA ‘touch up please…NOW’

5.    Shia Labeouf

Either Shia overdosed on Red Bull or he is high off some other strange substance.

6.    Mischa Barton

Mischa is sporting the ‘crack-head’ look in her pic.

7.    Heather Locklear

Deer in the head lights?

8. DMX

He is so used to the mugshot routine that he pops a smile.

9.   Kiefer Sutherland

24′s Keifer still keeps his charm in his mugshot.

10.    Mickey Rourke

Mickey looks almost as comfortable as DMX!

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